Ramblins Issue #3

Redneck Ramblins

I told you I didn’t like Ike!
To me there are no bad kids, but I can’t say the same for their parents.
On Friday the 5th, I became a grandscoutmaster again. Greg & Julie Stone welcomed Emily into the world. I have loss count of how many grandscoutchildren that I have now. It’s a bunch. But I do know one thing — they all have great parents.
Last Thursday, Auburn University announced that they had to close their library. Someone colored all the pages in their only book.
It is really amazing what you can think of when your mind is clear of all that work stuff.
Work is way overrated and is now a four letter word for me.

Redneck Political News:

Tired of all the election goings ons? Don’t know who to vote for?

Lookie here…

….were gaining traction here

Are You Elitist or Redneck?

http://www.star-telegram.com/245/story/903297.html

You Can’t Make This Stuff Up

ALBUQUERQUE, N.M. (AP) – A man with four previous drunken driving convictions who was stopped for weaving in and out of traffic on Interstate 40 was ready with an excuse for his poor driving: his passenger spilled his beer.

Not surprisingly, the man was arrested just before midnight Saturday, said state police officer Kurtis Ward, who said he initially thought the driver was joking.

“He was so matter of fact about it, like it wasn’t a big deal,” Ward said.

The 31-year-old man was allegedly too drunk to perform field sobriety tests and was arrested on aggravated drunken driving charges, court records said.

Ward found four opened bottles of beer in the car, court records showed.

It was the man’s sixth DWI arrest. He had been found guilty of four of five previous drunken driving charges and has paid $1,750 in fines, the DWI Resource Center said.

Redneck Joke of the Week (compliments of my redneck buddy, Ron)

Bubba goes to a revival and listens to the preacher.

After awhile the preacher asks anyone with needs to be prayed over to come forward to the front at the altar.

Bubba gets in line, and when it’s his turn the preacher asks: ‘Bubba, what do you want me to pray about for you?’

Bubba replies:
‘Preacher, I need you to pray for my hearing.’

The preacher puts one finger in Bubba’s ear, and he places the other hand on top of Bubba’s head and prays and prays.

After a few minutes, the preacher removes his hands, Stands back and asks: ‘Bubba, how is your hearing now?’

Bubba says,
”I don’t know, Reverend, it ain’t until next Wednesday.’

Redneck Picture of the Week (thanks to Sofa)

Going green to reduce that carbon footprint and make Gore happy.

Chase Finish –Projections (made 9/10/08)

Jimmy Johnson – wins more chase races than anyone
Carl Edwards – momentum and Roush-Yates horsepower
Dale Jr. – consistent and driven
Kevin Harvick – stealthy and on a roll of consistent top 5’s
Kyle Busch – checkers or wreckers guy – too many wreckers – lead will be gone after race 4
Tony Stewart – distractions and bad luck keep him from higher place
Jeff Burton – consistent but no wins keep him mid-pack
Greg Biffle – something happens every race -could do better if luck changes
Denny Hamlin – needs to adjust attitude – getting too much like Shrub
Matt Kennseth – just not running well enough and bad luck stuff
Jeff Gordon – ditto and something ain’t clicking with that team
Clint Bowyer – ditto

Racin’ at New Hampshire:

Little did I know that Kyle Busch’s lead would be gone before the first half of race one.
Poor Kennseth. No luck at all.
I don’t think that you can win the championship this year with a bad race.

Racin Picks of the Week – Dover –The Chase is On!

“Concrete” Carl Edwards
Mark “Ole Man” Martin
“The Roo” Reutimann

Ain’t True

Why is it that both campaigns have “truth” squads to ferret out the lies of the other camp and inform the public of the real truth? Wouldn’t it be more efficient to ensure that your camp told the truth to begin with? Wow! That just make too much sense………..

Redneck Song of the Week:

“Take This Job and Shove It”
Johnny Paycheck

Redneck Video of the Week:

***Warning*** R-rated due to language, because there was lots of alcohol involved here***
If you are in an office, I highly suggest you turn the SOUND OFF!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DORFAjS-pq0