Issue 72
Redneck Ramblins
- Senator Brown’s victory in Massachusetts is the most significant political event of the decade.
- Hey, Congress. Do you hear us now? This is yo wake up call or is it still Bush’s fault?
- Every time that Obama runs his mouth it cost me money either in taxes or investments. Another great use for duct tape.
- It has been a year and only three to go.
- Why is it that Girl Scouts sell their cookies during prime dieting season?
- Saints vs Colts. Let the hype begin.
- Two weeks of Super Bowl hype is like the political campaign season. Wake me up when the fun begins.
- Our phone is ringing again. Must be election time.
- Time to start the Farve retirement watch again. Will he or won’t he?
- Bet he retires and then toward the end of training camp comes back to play for yet another team.
- Pray for the troops.
You Can’t Make This Stuff Up
Cops: Mom forces son to kill hamster for bad grade
The Atlanta Journal-Constitution
Thursday, January 21, 2010
As punishment for bad grades, a Georgia mother forced her 12-year-old son to kill his pet hamster with a hammer, police said.
The day after he was forced to kill his pet, the child told his teacher, Meriwether County Sheriff Steve Whitlock told the AJC Thursday evening.
The teacher reported the incident to DFCS authorities, who contacted police, Whitlock said. The pet’s death allegedly took place at the family’s Warm Springs home.
On Friday, 38-year-old Lynn Middlebrooks Geter was arrested, Whitlock said. Geter faces one charge each of animal cruelty, child cruelty and battery.
Geter remained in the Meriwether County jail Thursday evening, Whitlock said. Meriwether County is located about 90 minutes southwest of Atlanta.
Headlines
Dems in Panic?
Might as well join the rest of us.
FRENCH ACCUSE USA OF HAITI 'OCCUPATION'...
Then y’all come and we can go home.
President Obama: We Lost Touch with American People Last Year
Duh……….
Wal-Mart cuts about 11,200 Sam’s Club staffers
Watch for falling jobs at Wal-Mart.
Redneck Joke of the Week
Brother John entered the “Monastery of Silence” and the Abbott said,
“Brother, this is a silent monastery; you are welcome here as long as you like, but you may not speak until I direct you to do so.”
Brother John lived in the monastery for five years before the Abbott said to him, “Brother John, you have been here five years now; you may speak two words.”
Brother John said, “Hard bed.”
“I’m sorry to hear that,” the Abbot said. “We will get you a better bed.”
After another five years, Brother John was called by the Abbott. “You may say another two words, Brother John.”
“Cold food,” said Brother John, and the Abbott assured him that the food would be better in the future.
On his 15th anniversary at the monastery, the Abbott again call Brother John into his office. “Two words you may say today.”
“I quit,” said Brother John.
“It is probably best; you’ve done nothing but complain since you got here.”
Redneck Picture of the Week
The Sign of Change
Highway 15 & 501 Lamm’s Grove Intersection Near Durham, NC
Racin’
Speed Weeks in Daytona starts next week. The good ol’ boys will be runnin’ again.
Ain’t True
FAIRBANKS, Alaska – An Alaska man who hit a Taco Bell manager in the face with a double-decker taco has been sentenced to one day in jail and one year probation.
Warren Strickland of Fairbanks must also pay a $100 fine after pleading guilty Tuesday to disorderly conduct.
The 31-year-old says he threw the taco because it contained spit after he went through the drive-thru twice because the restaurant messed up his order. He claims the manager accused him of lying to get free food.
Strickland is barred from Taco Bell during his year of probation.
Ain’t true that the judge gave him the worse sentence. He could have made him go to Taco Bell every day for a year. That would be cruel and unusual punishment for sure.
Redneck Song of the Week:
“Pants on the Ground” General Larry Platt
(try getting this one out of your head)
Redneck Video of the Week:
Maxine Waters Slips Up or Reveals Liberal Strategy?
Redneck Education Tip of the Week:
Public Service Announcement – Older Man Scam – Beware!
Please be aware of the following circumstances.
At this time of the year, you need to really pay attention!
I wanted to pass it on in case you haven’t heard about it.
This one caught me totally by surprise.
Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out
shopping.
Also, I never did get to eat at McDonalds.
