1. Merry Christmas!
2. Slow down and appreciate the reason for the season.
3. Pray for our troops.
4. Most networks have 5 ex-jocks and/or ex-coaches in the studio for NFL broadcasts. Most of them add nothing of value and are not even entertaining. Get rid of them!
5. How do you steal $50 billion in a ponzi scheme that lasted for years and years? The SEC must have overseers that are as blind as SEC refs.
6. How do you steal $50 billion and only get home detention? A normal person would be under the jail.
7. Of course the largest ponzi scheme ever known to man is call the Social Security System.
8. We bailed out the entire financial, mortgage, and banking industries and people still cannot get credit? What good did that do? Can anyone tell me where all that money went?
9. Hey Charles Barkley. Syracuse interviewed Turner Gill first and then hired another coach before Auburn did. Why are they not racist? Auburn didn’t deserve him. He is too good a person and coaches for the right reason.
10. Ever notice that restaurant and store employees park right next to the front door so that their customers have to walk a long way. Back in the day that didn’t happen, but back in the day there was a thing called customer service.
11. Christmas is the celebration of the birth of Christ, but it was His death that really saved us. He took all of our debts to the cross with him and gave us the ultimate bailout. Thank you, Jesus!!

You Can’t Make This Stuff Up

Nagging wife, sausage help man win $4.2M lottery
WELLINGTON, New Zealand (AP) — A “nagging” wife who pushed her husband to buy a lottery ticket helped scoop the $4.2 million ($7.7 million New Zealand dollar) first prize – with only minutes to spare. The man from New Zealand’s biggest city, Auckland, bought his ticket just two minutes before ticket sales closed Saturday night.

“My wife had been nagging me all week to get a ticket, so I when saw the Lotto sign … I sprinted in to get the ticket before they closed,” said the man, who asked not to be identified – normal practice among lottery winners in New Zealand .

“I must have been their last customer of the night,” he said, adding that the young married couple had had a “rough” couple of years, reduced to one income after having children.

“I have never been so glad to listen to my wife’s nagging,” the man said Tuesday.

He discovered their newly won fortune Sunday thanks to his wife’s request for a barbecued sausage.

Out shopping for bargains, the man said he didn’t have enough money to buy his wife the sausage she’d asked him for. So he decided to check his Saturday lottery ticket in case he’d won a small prize.

“I could not believe it when they said I was actually the big winner,” he said.

When he showed the printout to his wife, she initially thought they had won $4,200 (NZ$7,700).

“When she realized how much it really was, she fell to the floor, and then said: ‘but all I wanted was a sausage.’”

I guess nagging wives are good for something………………Not that Mrs. Redneck is a nagger. No way!!

Redneck Joke of the Week

Retirement Explained………………..

Redneck Picture of the Week

Racin’

Mrs. Redneck thinks that I am nuts, but I found the ’96 Michigan race on some sports network and I watched the whole race. It was cool seeing the old cars, drivers, and sponsors. And it helped the withdrawal symptoms too!

Ain’t True

Actor cuts his own throat in scene after fake knife replaced
Imagine watching an actor on stage performing a suicide scene, only to have the fake knife turn out to be a real one and the blood you see squirting from his neck is real, too.

That’s what happened in Vienna, Austria, recently to actor Daniel Hoevels who cut his own throat with what was supposed to be a blunt stage knife. It wasn’t. Police say somehow the fake knife was replaced with a real one and Hoevels, his neck slashed and bleeding, was taken to a hospital.

It all happened in front of a thrilled audience that didn’t know what they were watching was real.

Police are investigating whether the switch was intentional. Could another actor have taken jealousy to an almost murderous pitch?

Ain’t true that acting bidness is that cut throat ……………….

Redneck Song of the Week:

Mrs. Redneck and I
Wish You a Merry Christmas

Redneck Video of the Week:

Redneck Water Conservation

Redneck Education Tip of the Week: Poetry

A NASCAR CHRISTMAS…

I’m not sure who wrote this, it is rather dated.
But I thought I’d still share since it’s Nascar related.

Twas the Race before Christmas and all through the track
Each driver was ready to make his attack.
The tires had been stacked by the pit crew with care
With hopes none of them would run out of air.
The drivers were belted all snug in their seats
Where visions of checkered flags looked mighty sweet.

Thanked all his sponsors and took the cash too
Stole a kiss from the trophy girl, and then off he flew
As he sped out of sight, one last cry did they hear.
“Merry Christmas to all, better luck next year!”

Rebel Football Pickins

Last Week Record        2– 3    .400
Season Record                 145-49    .739

Bowl season hasn’t started out too good. I will see if I can do better…………….

Ponsettia Bowl
Boise St loses to TCU

Hawaii Bowl
Notre Dame loses to Hawaii

Motor City Bowl
Fla Atlantic loses to Central Michigan

Meineke Car Care Bowl
NC loses to WVA

Champs Sports Bowl
Wisconsin loses to Fla State

Emerald Bowl
Miami loses to California

Independence Bowl
N. Illinois loses to LA Tech

Papajohns.com Bowl
NC State loses to Rutgers

Alamo Bowl
Northwestern loses to Mizzou

Redneck Rebel Quote of the Week:

I have been up to see the Congress and they do not seem to be able to do anything except to eat peanuts and chew tobacco, while my army is starving.
–Robert E. Lee

Guess some things never change…………..